Nut Magnet
A friend tells me I've found the nut magnet (Google that phrase - it's fun) he used to carry around... explaining a lot about the listeners who pester our station at 4:30 a.m.
Great. A nut magnet.
You know what we really need? A giant bug zapper for the crazies. No really, bear with me here. What if we had a remote control with a big red button on it... and every time we spotted a nut job or were accosted by one... ZAP! We could just make them disappear!
We could send them someplace safe where they couldn't hurt anyone but themselves or each other, like Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati - Lord knows the Bengals could use all the help they can get, anyway. (Or as those of us who grew up an hour or so south of Cincy used to say, the Bungles.)
We could put them on the top of the Roanoke Civic Center. Or better yet - Victory Stadium - and if that doesn't mean anything to you, just suffice it to say the thing's going to be torn down eventually and no one uses it.
Just imagine what a happier world this would be!
The only possible thing better *might* be if they added Paxil to the water supply.
Great. A nut magnet.
You know what we really need? A giant bug zapper for the crazies. No really, bear with me here. What if we had a remote control with a big red button on it... and every time we spotted a nut job or were accosted by one... ZAP! We could just make them disappear!
We could send them someplace safe where they couldn't hurt anyone but themselves or each other, like Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati - Lord knows the Bengals could use all the help they can get, anyway. (Or as those of us who grew up an hour or so south of Cincy used to say, the Bungles.)
We could put them on the top of the Roanoke Civic Center. Or better yet - Victory Stadium - and if that doesn't mean anything to you, just suffice it to say the thing's going to be torn down eventually and no one uses it.
Just imagine what a happier world this would be!
The only possible thing better *might* be if they added Paxil to the water supply.
posted by Becky @ 4:54 AM
1 Comments:
At 6:24 AM,
Thomas J Wolfenden said…
Remember also, those listeners to your station are also up listening to Art Bell and George Nory...
;)
And what you're suggesting is good in theory, but all the stadiums in the country would soon be overflowing...
At least in my case!
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