No More Bedtime Snacking

You'd think by now I would realize that anytime I eat something right before bed, I have bizarre dreams. Last night it was my mom... and my cousin... and a starving dog... all in the hospital with me. My mom was trying to get me to have some kind of procedure - like egg implantation or something, I don't know - and I was arguing with her about it. And there's this starving rat-dog in the bed with her. What does it all mean?

It means I had three cookies right before I went to bed, that's what.