Feeling Bored?

I thank Steve for this game.

That's It... I Drink Only From My Own Hip Flask From Now On

You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate. Posion 67% Gunshot 67% Suicide 67% Bomb 60% Natural Causes 60% Stabbed 53% Accident 47% Disease 47% Cut Throat 33% Eaten 20% Drowning 20% Disappear 13% Suffocated 13% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com

I Should've Known

You're a Beagle! You're small, athletic, and

intelligent, but easily distracted.


What kind of dog are you?
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I have a beagle... and it turns out, I am a beagle.

Child of Grace

Went sledding with the boys this weekend... had a blast, until I betrayed my birthright as a Tuesday's child. (You know, Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace...)

Hit a bump, went flying, rolled end over end and landed on my hand. A couple of x-rays and a splint later, I'm on the mend, but meantime I've endured countless jokes at my expense from DH. Not least of was, "Gee, they must have run out of grace on that Tuesday, eh honey?"

So... what have we learned?

Inflatable sled... $30

Obnoxious co-pay plus x-ray fees... $35

Getting to rib Mommy all weekend about her broken middle finger... Priceless!

Bork Bork!

I have a new favorite website, and it is http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ -- you can type in any website, and see it instantly translated to a number of dialects, including:

Swedish Chef (my personal favorite)
Redneck
Elmer Fudd
Cockney
Moron

And more.

To give you a taste, this is how the top of my website would read in Swedish Chef:

Becky-dut-blug
She-a rembles a leettle-a, runts a leettle-a, und oozeerveese-a chruneecles deeely leeffe-a in suoothvestern Furgeenia.

And my post from Tuesday looked like this:

Tooesdey, Febrooery 07, 2006
Lurd, Help Us. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Help Us Ell.

Call me the world's biggest dork if you want, but I haven't laughed this hard in a week. I've been dialectizing websites for local government, the newspaper and even my husband's first grade class. Too much fun! Bork bork, hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

Lord, Help Us. Help Us All.