In Other News...

Brace yourself. Make sure you're sitting down. Double-check to ensure that you really are, in fact, sitting down, and it is not in a rocking chair or a chair with wheels.

Feet firmly planted? Chair legs on floor? Butt in chair?

OK, now check this out: the Bungles are bungling no more!

(It's about time! Long-suffering fans are finally able to cheer the team on with pride. And I can finally admit to you I grew up an hour south of Cincinnati without shame.)

'K then... off to get the orange and black clothes out of the attic.