No Slave to Fashion Here

Can I be a hundred percent honest?

I despise flip-flops. I don't just dislike them. I don't merely hate them. I despise them.

Ditto for the low riding pants, belly button rings, crop tops, and tank tops. And don't even get me started on the whole "wear a tank top with spaghetti straps and it's okay to let your fuzzy, icky-looking bra strap show" thing.

Have we lost our minds?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating chastity belts. (By the way, don't google that. It's not pretty.) But I do miss the days of the plain old t-shirts, jeans and sneakers look. Leisure time has become increasingly uncomfortable for me. I feel overdressed.

I know I'm not the only one.