If Only It Weren't True

I know, I know -- it's been awhile. But we've all had the flu at our house, and then the subsequent catching up from having had to take off work... so, not much time for blogging the last few weeks.

But I couldn't let this one go. I got a news release from our minor league hockey team today. They're doing some kind of colon cancer awareness event later this month, sponsored by -- I am not making this up -- Fleet. As in, the Fleet enema.

But that's not all.

Fleet is bringing its MASCOT to the hockey game -- EneMan.

I kid you not, it's like a giant walking... well, enema. Only with hands and eyes. Oh, if only I could say it weren't true. If attendance weren't already dwindling at the hockey games, I can personally guarantee that EneMan is going to squelch it!

Pictures coming...